Brute Willis and Fuck Norris The perfect pair, the total package Clean shaven bodies, no grass grows on steel Superpowers known as sexappeal They came to fight all villains All the evil in the world Deputy sheriffs but chiefs of our hearts Cocks in the name of love Head ... set out and shaken up Intensive kisses to the asphalt Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwondo The roundhouse-kick is like a rondo I tell you man, don’t try to resist You’re getting convinced by a taste of their fist You’re getting convinced by a taste of their fist No battle with guns, no fights with a knife Only “the weapons of masculinity” Hey guys, the world needs more of your kind Two real heroes against all the spives