If you want to distract somebody from the bitter truth, You tell the Big Lie – you find a common enemy. It's been done before. Still works, doesn't it?
If you're afraid of people flying airplanes into you Of going to bed with a cold, waking up with the bird-flu If you are, if you are, you may be one of us If you are, if you are, then welcome aboard
We've got you where we want you We've got you where you breathe Do anything we ask of you Anytime we need We've got you where we want you
If you're a fan of science fiction like mr. Gore If you're afraid the boats will be docking at bakersfield shore If you are, if you are, you might be one of us If you are, if you are, then welcome aboard
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If you define yourself by a line drawn on a globe If you think the devil himself wears sandals and a robe If you do, if you do, then you're one of us If you do, if you do, then welcome aboard Cause we've got you where we want you...