Ross It's my birthday, And everyone's talking 'bout my dick.
Smiffy He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick, It's a big floppy dick now.
Ross There's nothing wrong with it, It's just really fucking big.
Smiffy Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick, Seen his big dick, In a public toilet now.
Ross I got it out, And they stared at it, And they laughed.
Smiffy What's wrong with that man over there's dick?
Ross It's not that bad, But I feel really faint when I get an erection.
Smiffy Great big dick, Big red dick, Dog-dick red dick, Red dog dick
Smiffy Big dick in the sky-y
Ross We'll keep rolling, we'll just cut these bits in, bits in yeah, bits in yeah...
Trott Huge dick right in my fu-ucking eye...
Smiffy It's in his e-eye, oooh!
Ooh, that baby dick! Yeah, Trott's got a baby dick!
Ross A fucking baby dick!
Smiffy Like a cocktail sausage, Stickin' out my trousers, Trying to find somewhere to go!
Trott Big hot dick, Look like a baby, I really don't know.
Ross Like a whole baby? That doesn't sound right at all.
I've got a big dick, It's bigger than I ever wanted it to be.
Smith So, so big, It's so god damn big.
Ross It hurts when it's nighttime, It's so fucking big.
Trott It's really big now.
Ross He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick,
Trott and Ross He's got a big dick, He's got a big dick,
Smiffy Very very big, Very very big now. It's very big, Very very big now.
It's your birthday, Just for you. Got a big floppy dick that hangs by your shoe. He's got two Great big rocks, But they don't compare to his big hard cock. He'll flick--