Animals I Can Become (Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become LoL Parody)
You can't outrun this bear So many times you've tried Always get stunned and die Ping all you want, there's no one watching My Tiger Stance comes out
So what if you can see the feline side of me? No one can ever tame these animals I can become Speed and AD, passive Agility Your team can never tame these animals (these animals, these animals)
Your team is trying to kite So many died but I'm alive I go in 1v5 My turtle stance keeps me healed nicely My Phoenix Stance comes out
So what if you can see the phoenix side of me? No one can ever tame these animals I can become Deal AoE, I'm on a murder spree Your team can never tame these animals I can become Steal jungle creeps, playing aggressively Your team can never tame these animals (these animals, these animals)
Somebody help me dive their towers I can't control myself Their team is dead, this game is ours They cannot dent my shell (these animals, these animals) x4
So what if you can see the turtle side of me? No one can ever tame these animals I can become Shield AoE, Immortal enemy Your team can never tame these animals I can become Health is OP, there's no defeating me Your team can never tame these animals These animals I can become (these animals, these animals)