PlentaKill - Dunk (Kriss Kross - Jump LoL Parody) | Текст песни

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• Dunk (Kriss Kross - Jump LoL Parody)

Dunk, Dunk
You should know, you should know better
Darius is not leaving anyone alive
As he stands there, totally built out
And he's all ready to

Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk

Don't try to compare me to a Volibear or a Garen
I'mma hack with my Axe giving everyone Hemorrhage stacks
I'll chop your Maokai's trunk till he's just a stump
'Cause I'll be rockin' the skillset that makes you wanna Dunk
Good bye, you die
'Cause I jump so high
A big feared, revered warrior type of guy
I'm armored up to the brim cause their Hecarim
and Garen both like to Trinity Trinity Trinity spin
I'm cop lovin', gave Sheriff Caitlyn a box of Dunkin'
Tank AD, grab and Apprehend then get to chunking
Ain't nothing stopping this Darius, I'm all that
So when they ask, "Will it dunk?" I go ult that

Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk
uh-huh uh-huh
Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk

I like my builds tanky. TANKY!
I love it when I'm focused when I'm ganking. GANKING!
The D-A-R-I-U-S in the flesh
Yea dunk that Thresh
You see me fighting, you kiting, igniting, and it doesn't matter
Pop my E and now I've got you trapped
They try to back through my Axe but they get jacked
To the pad and be waiting to spawn while we take your towers
I fly like Superman without the superpowers

Dunk little Ziggs like a ball, I'm LeBron bitch
Gonna run around the rift, cuz I'm so rich
And if you see me better hide or run away
This Darius is gonna D-U-N-K

Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk
uh-huh uh-huh
Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk

Now, here we go to take the whole map
And this Darius ain't staying back
So if any of you are left
Stay on pad

Some of them try to dunk, but they can't dunk like me
Some of them try to dunk, but they can't dunk like me
Some of them try to dunk, but they can't dunk like me
Some of them try to dunk, but they can't

Cause I'm the Trinity Trinity Trinity Trinity smack daddy
I go Trinity Trinity Trinity Trinity smack
Cause I'm the Trinity Trinity Trinity Trinity smack daddy
I go Trinity Trinity Trinity Trinity smack

I always wanna

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Dunk, Dunk
Hand of Noxus gonna Dunk Dunk
Noxian Guillotine ya Dunk Dunk
Darius is gonna Dunk Dunk
uh-huh uh-huh