I'm On A Boar [EXPLICIT] (TLI - I'm On A Boat LoL Parody)
(Sejuani) Aw Shit! (Yea yea yea) Get your starting items it's about to go down (Sejuani) Everybody in the place hit your fuckin' lanes and (Yea yea yea) stay on your motherfuckin' toes We runnin' this let's go.
I'm on a boar (I'm on a boar) I'm on a boar (I'm on a boar) Everybody look at me cause I'm riding on a boar (riding on a boar) I'm on a boar (I'm on a boar) I'm on a boar Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boar(motherfuckin' boar yea)
I'm on a boar motherfucker take a look at me straight riding on a boar on a killing spree (yea yea yea) Fight for the Freljord maybe you should read the lore You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boar
Take a screenshot trick (trick) I'm on a boar bitch (bitch) I'm drinking fort pots cause I like to dive kids (kids) I got a huge mace, bring the stun lock (stun lock) I'll put your team to sleep like a reverse alarm clock
Control the Northern winds, givin' champs frostbite I'm like the cake boss frosting everything all white (woah) This ain't a bakery, not a fucking pie in sight (yea yea yea) I'm on a boar motherfucker hope you're ready to fight
I'm on a boar and I'm riding fast and I'm icing champs like a mafia hitman (mafia hitman) Bringin' so much snow you could cross country ski-o My best friend is a boar, I'm like a violent Timon (violent Timon)
STEP THE FUCK BACK, THIS BOAR IS REAL
Fuck walking, ride a boar motherfucker (motherfucker) Initiate, I lead the team motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm rollin' in with my boys motherfucker (eh) Better run when the boar makes noise motherfucker (when the boar makes noise motherfucker)
Hey ma if you could see me now (see me now) Trampling Ashe on my giant Sow (giant sow) Victory scream and I take a bow (take a bow) Solo queue win, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! (anything is possible)
(Yeah) Never thought I'd be on a boar (let's Go) Started tower diving at level four (yea) Arduinna, look at me (game over)
Never thought I'd get to play On a boar so get the fuck out my way Believe me when I say Go shop at safeway
I'm on a boar I'm on a boar Everybody look at me cause I'm riding on a boar (wooooh) I'm on a boar I'm on a boar (se se se) Take a good hard look (se se se, se se se) at the mother fucking boar (Sejuani, Sejuani)