Dazzle (B.o.B - Magic ft. Rivers Cuomo LoL Parody)
[Chorus] I've got the Dazzle in me Every time I stun that Yi he turns into gold Everybody knows I've got the Dazzle in me When I hit my E my team comes divin' all in. Now everybody wants some Taric
Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle Imbuuuue I got the Dazzle in me!
[Verse 1:] These skills that I'll attempt will blow your mind Pick a bush, any bush, I will face check it every time. I'll need someone to E, how about Yi or their Ryze? I'm coming to the front, and if you're here I'll make you mine I'll have you stunned, dazzlin' //I'll have you stunned-', shatterin' break you up, shatterin' //scared of me, you better run. Reach around to backdoor in your base, call me #Shatterbus Red team ragin' hard so they ask, "Why you crap on us?" Don't they understand? Twitch I'm just so Phreakin' fabulous So come one, come all, I'll start a brawl tonight Prepare for penetration, going all in to the fight You know I'm no Anivia, I never play with ice So call me Mr. Dazzle Man, I'll stun your ass twice.
[Chorus] I've got the Dazzle in me (I've got the Dazzle, baby!) Every time I stun that Yi he turns into gold (Oh yes he turns to gold!) Everybody knows I've got the Dazzle in me (I've got the Dazzle, baby!) When I hit my E my team comes divin' all in. (They be diving, maybe?) Now everybody wants some Taric
Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle Imbuuuue I got the Dazzle in me!
[Verse 2:] Let's take a walk and see who we find No need to divide with Vi on our side Stay in the fight, and I cover my carry when I got time I hit the ground, get AD, find me inside of that grind See, see, when I die fine, I go to the guy with goodies, I buy See I deceive you with my Armor of the Fifth Age You're doing AP damage but I got my Spirit Visage I'll kick it like I'm Lee Sin, stunnin' sticky like adhesive Be cautious cuz when I'm around I'll poke you with my I'm breaking all the rules like killin' your Riven It's a spectacular fight, 'cause my thorns are winning So whatever you playing, please don't be a toxic hater I'll slap em with some Radiance, they call me penetrator.
[Chorus] I've got the Dazzle in me (I've got the Dazzle, baby!) Every time I stun that Yi he turns into gold (Oh yes he turns to gold!) Everybody knows I've got the Dazzle in me (I've got the Dazzle, baby!) When I hit my E my team comes divin' all in. (They be diving, maybe?) Now everybody wants some Taric
Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle ([scratch]: D D D) Dazzle, Dazzle, Dazzle Imbuuuue I got the Dazzle in me!