I'm A Volibear (Waka Flocka Flame - I Don't Really Care LoL Parody)
Throwing carries in the air like I don't really care Grab a carry by the pair and throw him in the air Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care
RROOROAOASASOSOAOAOORORASRR I make them bad players rage n' quit Built out, rich as hell, plus I'm throwin Xin Tank as shit, everywhere I go I'm yellin frenzy rolling thunder loud as shit Throwing carries in the air, flip em I don't care Show em how we slow em then I bite em like a bear Visage(Versace) on my chest Warmogs armor under there Throwin Cass, Throwin Ashe, Voli-flippin-Bear Twenty on my kill count diving here and there Under turret, I say screw it, I will slay you anywhere
Throwing carries in the air like I don't really care Grab a carry by the pair and throw him in the air Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care
Gotta roar (Voli roar), slow em', they're slower than their modem Get em low and troll em', catch up on fours and throw em' Your ping just keeps on goin' up, cuz your mom picked the phone up Shit, I'm disconnecting man I'm laggin' on the sofa.
I-I-I be so reckless, divin' turrets by their nexus Hey there my name is Kolo, I dive them 5 v Solo Bear! Yeah! Fling' em everywhere And I can tank em there, I ain't never scared
Throwing carries in the air like I don't really care Grab a carry by the pair and throw him in the air Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care
I see their bot lane warding, so I run around, scream throw em back, they yell out "Were gettin' ganked" I see their bot lane warding, so I run around, scream throw em back, they yell out "Were gettin' ganked"
10,000 health, I'm tank, on the way, I ain't playin with your shit little damage I'm no care bear, they came with you? they die with me, uhhh, ---- ace They saying they gon' kill me when they catch me but I Don't really care no I don't, I don't, I-I-I don't really care Grab a carry by the pair and fling him in the air And damage everywhere but I don't really care
Throwing carries in the air like I don't really care Grab a carry by the pair and throw him in the air Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really care Come at me if you dare, I'm a Volibear And damage everywhere but I don't really care