PlentaKill - [Jax] [twitch] Lanterns (BME - Lighters LoL Parody) | Текст песни

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• [Jax] [twitch] Lanterns (BME - Lighters LoL Parody)

This ward's for you and me, watch the other team
They're all right where they should be
Minimap on the side
My eyes open wide
And now all I wanna see
Is a map full of lanterns
A map full of lanterns

By the time you reach minions Ill already be level two
Now there's nothing in my way from taking blue and ganking you
Take first blood, go back to base, get ready set, I bought a shoe
Your teammates scream that Twitch is fed, the chat is filled, all QQ

Had a dream I'm OP, Woke up, still OP
Get behind, doin' work, you need to buy a pink ward
I'm not some rat that you can kill in MMO's at level one
This rat is bigger better stronger, he will kill you just for fun

Crimson running down your screen, this battle's just begun
Other team is raging hard my score just hit 11-1
Like to kill, like to sprint, got my Nike Jordans
I've crawled more sewers in the past than physics master Gordon.

I'm not Goku, I'm just saiyan
Watch the map when I be playin'
All your teammates I be slayin'
spray and pray and pray and sprayin'
My team sent me out to find you
Careful, I could be behind you
Would you all please be so kind to
just align so I can use my ult and melt you down really fast.

Don't try to flee or walk away don't be a coward on the run
Slow down a bit I heard you like debilitating poison
My toxin running through your veins, the poison arrows in my gun
Don't try to 1v1 me kid; I'll light you up, I'll be your sun

Hiding in the grass by red buff I will wait until you're done
Ill nuke you with my ultimate and finish you off with expunge
Dodge queue when you see the enemy team first pick Twitch
Make you cry end game like a little punk ass bitch

This ward's for you and me, watch the other team
They're all right where they should be
Minimap on the side
My eyes open wide
And now all I wanna see
Is a map full of lanterns
A map full of lanterns

You were looking for some lanterns here I am to bring one more
I'll beat you senseless with a lamp and make you squeal "I'M ON A BOAR"
You believe that you're OP, but that's a fake identity
Every time I come to lane you hide; it's like you're scared of me

May just have three fingers but I swear I'm not a Ninja Turtle
Jumping higher than a Cuban runner training for his hurdles
When I use my counter-strike I put my lamp into a spin
It's not as good as 1.6 but we cant let the red team win

Though I may not have much range, and I'm only just a melee
I'll dive right in and beat you down, not really into foreplay
And if you think that's not enough, I'll stun you as you run away
You'll swell up like a float and get to lead the losing day parade

Jumping forward taking flight
If you don't like it we can fight
I'll show you my Grandmaster's Might
and walk you over to the light
Now that I've shut down your spree
your bonus gold belongs to me
Next I'll have to take your tower
after I turn on empower....except not cause it doesn't do damage to turrets

Sorry you can't seem to win it's just that I'm grandmaster Jax
Leap strike up, I get close up, prepare to get charged beating tax
Won't stop springing, won't stop swinging, trying to build up my stacks
I'll hit you hard, leave lamppost scars while dodging all of your attacks

Now that I'm inside your base, there's no telling what I'll do
Will I focus on your buildings or decide to go for you
I suggest you stay on back, you look like you can't take a bruise
there's nothing more that you can do, go back to sleep keep pressing snooze

You and I know what it's like
to be team ganked
forced to fight
but tonight we've got sight
so set down your light
let it shine

This ward'

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