A long time ago there lived a young man who went by the name of Steve, He had always wanted to spend his days living on the sea. So he sold his house, bought a boat and left one misty morn, He said "goodbye all you ignorant stiffs who impose all of your norms."
He sailed all day and he sailed all night, Through heavy rain and blistering sun He wanted to forget. But he lost his way and confidence waned He drowned his fears in a bottle of piss as he wished it all away!
When he awoke he thought he would choke on his bitter morning throat, Hanging his head of the side of the boat he thought he was going to throw. He blinked his eyes 19 times as he thought he saw a girl, With fins of a fish and the body of a chick he thought he was going to fall
She jumped out the water and landed aboard, He tried to scream, tried to shout but something had a hold She grabbed a seat and slid right down, Pulled out a shell placed it on her lips and started to play along
Instantly he fell in love with this beauty from the sea, he decided he would marry her and together forever they'd be. They jumped in the water and swam down below to say their watery vows, They were met by everything, a massive fishy crowd.
She leant in close and whispered so soft I'm not a maid from the sea I'm a tusked narwhal He shrugged his shoulders and kissed her lips "I'm in love with you will you love me too forever and ever we'll be!"
Ten years later they're still at sea, happy that they met, Never before has a tusked narwhal married a normal man. All of a sudden some fishermen caught sight of his swimming beauty They started to throw sticks and spears as she tried to get away.
He watched in fear as they tried their best To snag the girl, that he loved, to serve her to their friends. A scream of pain, the water turned red As the spear went through, it was through he shouted out and wept!
LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA RAAAAAAAAAA