Ralph Baer, Brown Box, Odyssey and Magnavox M.I.T., OXO, Spacewar! and Pong
Coleco and Intellivision, Atari (then Activision) Miyamoto, and Nintendo, plumbers- Donkey Kong
Space Invaders, Pac-man, Samus and her stellar cans Dig Dug, Turbo, Frogger, Q*bert, Mario
Game crash ’83- adios Atari ET buried still, Albuquerque Landfill!
CHORUS The Wii didn’t start the fire How we’ve done some growin’ Since our cartridge blowin’ The Wii didn’t start the fire With our fingers bleeding We were quarter feeding
NES, Luigi, Bowser, Tetris, Yoshi Master System, Castlevania, Final Fanstasy
Dragon Quest, Megaman, Wolfenstein and Bomberman Zelda rap, look it up “Your parents help you hook it up!”
Neo Geo, Genesis, Game Boy, SNES Sonic series, Earthworm Jim, Chrono Trigger, FINISH HIM!
Carmen Sandiago chase, Kirby likes to stuff his face Virtual Boy- what’s in store? “…a Nintendo 64!”
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Star Fox, Rumble Pak, Ocarina, plumber’s back Goldeneye, Perfect Game- Perfect Dark, not the same
Sega Saturn, CD ROM, Playstation, Pokemon Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Square Enix and Ubisoft
Aeris eats it, Quake, Doom, Monkey Island™, Bandicoot Gran Turismo nice car, Gordon Freeman crow bar
Thief, Homeworld, Silent Hill, Starcraft, Resident Evil Bowser racing Mario, Myst and Grim Fandango!
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Dreamcast, online play, PS2 and GTA Smash Bros, Halo, hand/controller ratio
Way too many Pokemon, Sims come over while you’re gone DDR, KOTOR, Warcraft 3 and God of War
Prince of Persia, Kindom Hearts, Havoc flailing body parts WOW arrives, lonely wives, orcs and dwarves and ruined lives!
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Santa brought a 360, Bluray on the PS3 Gameboy second screen, watch your grandma play the Wii Space Marines and Red Rings, Let me skip the cutscenes, Tweens mash classic rock, flimsy plastic headstock
LIVE thrives, pricks abound, PSN a ghosttown Gabe and Tycho, Mountain Dew, G4, Yahtzee, Chip Tune Motion sensors all the same, Blizzard gives us one campaign DLC, “Screw the fee!” 3DS and Half Life 3!
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The Wii didn’t start the fire Yeah gaming’s on a roll Just look at Uwe Boll, 'we Boll, 'we Boll, Wii Bowl....