Send back those invitations Ignore the infomation There will be no Partaking in this useless Celebration
Won't sing that silly number It makes me numb and number Another reminder one step Closer to six feet under
Today is your birthday and the cake Is on fire
I'm an endangered species Life is a fatal disease The plot unfolds drastic Changes take hold you're Pushing 90
The genesis was easy The end is hard to stomach A real living human being Can only take so much
Today is your birthday and the cake Is on fire
Unhappy birthday to you
I should be optimistic Somehow I must have missed it The light at the end of the tunnel Blinded me with vision
Send back those invitations Ignore the information There will be no partaking In this useless celebration
Today is your birthday and the cake Is on fire
Inhappy birthday
It's ok Just relax Make wish Take a breath There's a fire in the room Blow it out your wish comes true Except the one that keeps you young
Who gives a shit anyway It's just another day Don't want your gifts anyway What a day Who gives a shit anyway It's just a piece of cake It makes me sick anyway What a day What a day