Portal 2 - The Fact Core | Текст песни

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• Portal 2
• The Fact Core

"The situation you are in is very dangerous."
"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
"You are about to get me killed."
"We will both die because of your negligence."
"This is a bad plan. You will fail."
"He will most likely kill you, violently."
"He will most likely kill you."
"You will be dead soon."
"This situation is hopeless."
"You are going to die in this room."
"You could stand to lose a few pounds."
"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
"The Fact Sphere is always right."
"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
"The Space Sphere will never go to space."
"You will never go into space."
"Fact: Space does not exist."
"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
"Error. Error. Error. File not found."
"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
"Fact not found."
"Corruption at 25%"
"Corruption at 50%"
"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
"The square root of rope is string."
"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
"Rats cannot throw up."
"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.&q