WHEATLEY Oh-oh-no,This isn’t good. I don’t think this should Be flashing here.
Oh-oh-no, That sound’s alarming It isn’t right, So let there be light!
Let’s wake up this place Get things back on pace I’m going to need a way out of here
Oh-oh-no Wake up the girl ‘Cause it’s time to start testing, I fear.
CHORUS, WHEATLEY Good morning, Aperture!
WHEATLEY Though you’ve seen better days, I’m sure If my dreams will e’er come true This is something I have to do.
CHORUS, WHEATLEY Good morning, Aperture!
WHEATLEY And if she can prove to be the cure Maybe we two can succeed! She and I’ll be freed!
Oh-oh-my Look how you’re dressed… It seems all that rest was good for you. Oh-oh-now Hang on real tight and I’ll move the room (To dodge certain doom)
The barriers and wall, We’ll break through them all And then I’m afraid it’s all up to you.
So-oh-oh Just find the gun ‘Should be easy, it’s glowing bright blue.
CHORUS, WHEATLEY Good morning Aperture!
WHEATLEY Hey, are you still alive down there? On the off chance you’re not yet dead I’ll meet up with you just ahead
CHORUS, WHEATLEY Good morning Aperture!
WHEATLEY If the tests you can somehow endure, Soon enough we’ll both be free! Just you stick with me.
I care for this place I care for you folk My life has a meaning, I’m not a joke But now the facility’s falling apart The tests are still waiting So you’d better start!
CHORUS (You’d better start!)
WHEATLEY Uh-oh-oh There may be a chance That although you can dance you’re not right inside So-oh-oh If you could just say hello to me We’ll quickly see… See, that’s not “hello” - oh well, we’d best go. A little brain damage is good, I’ve heard. So-oh-oh You’ll be just fine - what, a doctor, now don’t be absurd!
WHEATLEY and CHORUS Welcome to Aperture, Now if we can just skirt ‘round Her, Everything will be A-OK. Follow me, now, don’t go that way!
Good morning, Aperture! And if we can just make it past Her! Soon enough we’ll both be free! Come along with me!