Well, well, well Welcome to my lair! Chell and a potato, huh? Oooh, I`m really scared! So, you`re the ones that wanna take me out, ah ha ha... good luck. You`re joking, you are joking!? I can`t believe my eye! You`re kidding me, you`ve gotta be!? Why wouldn`t you just die!? She`s fat, you`re starchy. I don`t know which is worse! I might just blow a circuit If I don`t die laughing first. When little old Wheatley says: "There is trouble behind that door!" You`d better pay attention now, Because I`m the Wheatley core. And if you aren`t shaking Then there`s something very wrong! Because this may be the last time That you hear The Wheatley Song. Ooooooh! (Ooooh!) Ooooooh! (Ooooh!) Ooooooh! (Ooooh!) (He`s the evil Wheatley core!) Well, if I`m feeling bored There isn`t much to do... I might just build a special batch Of test for you to do. (Ooooh!) Oh yeah! (SPAAACE!) Oooooh! (Oooooh!) (He`s the evil Wheatley core!) Relieve yourself or you must face the dire consequences! The subjects are expecting me.. so please come to your senses! You`re joking! You are joking! I cant believe my ears! Would somebody shut this potato up? I`m drowning in my tears! It`s funny, I`m laughing. You really are to much And now, without your permission, I`m gonna do my stuff... What are you gong to do?! I`m gonna do the best I can.. ...AAAURGH! The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air! Because I`m the brilliant Wheatley core Although I don`t play fair! It`s much more fun, I must confess, When lives are on the line! Not my, of course, but yours, old girl! Now that`d be just fine.. It`s over, you moron! You`ve really taken this too far! Oh darling, you`re something! You put me in a spin! You aren`t comprehending the position that you`re in! It`s hopeless! You`re finished! You`re stuck here in my lair! Because I`m the clever old Wheatley And you`re not going nowhere..