Portal - Harry101UK - The Wheatley Song | Текст песни

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• Portal - Harry101UK
• The Wheatley Song

Well, well, well
Welcome to my lair!
Chell and a potato, huh?
Oooh, I`m really scared!
So, you`re the ones that wanna take me out, ah ha ha... good luck.
You`re joking, you are joking!?
I can`t believe my eye!
You`re kidding me, you`ve gotta be!?
Why wouldn`t you just die!?
She`s fat, you`re starchy.
I don`t know which is worse!
I might just blow a circuit
If I don`t die laughing first.
When little old Wheatley says:
"There is trouble behind that door!"
You`d better pay attention now,
Because I`m the Wheatley core.
And if you aren`t shaking
Then there`s something very wrong!
Because this may be the last time
That you hear The Wheatley Song.
Ooooooh! (Ooooh!)
Ooooooh! (Ooooh!)
Ooooooh! (Ooooh!)
(He`s the evil Wheatley core!)
Well, if I`m feeling bored
There isn`t much to do...
I might just build a special batch
Of test for you to do.
(Ooooh!)
Oh yeah! (SPAAACE!)
Oooooh! (Oooooh!)
(He`s the evil Wheatley core!)
Relieve yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
The subjects are expecting me.. so please come to your senses!
You`re joking! You are joking!
I cant believe my ears!
Would somebody shut this potato up?
I`m drowning in my tears!
It`s funny, I`m laughing.
You really are to much
And now, without your permission, I`m gonna do my stuff...
What are you gong to do?!
I`m gonna do the best I can..
...AAAURGH!
The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
Because I`m the brilliant Wheatley core
Although I don`t play fair!
It`s much more fun, I must confess,
When lives are on the line!
Not my, of course, but yours, old girl!
Now that`d be just fine..
It`s over, you moron! You`ve really taken this too far!
Oh darling, you`re something!
You put me in a spin!
You aren`t comprehending the position that you`re in!
It`s hopeless! You`re finished!
You`re stuck here in my lair!
Because I`m the clever old Wheatley
And you`re not going nowhere..