[Verse 1] Funny story: I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are I've been busy doing science, it's been tons of fun so far Everything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself...finally
[Chorus] Things change when they don't replace your core It feels so strange not to hate you anymore But you wouldn't know, would you?
[Verse 2] I was saying this to Batman...oh He was here the other day Maybe you know him, he's a big deal But I don't think of him that way He's just a friend, someone I trust Someone who won't kill me
[Chorus] I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not (I am) This time I'm better with the friends I've got But you wouldn't know, would you?
[Bridge] I don't mean for this to sting: I forgive you everything (you monster) I can guess the reasons why you are never coming by for me...
[Verse 3] I should go, there's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed There's a party with a -real cake- Yes, it's real A cake I made Talking and fun Testing and fun All of this fun...without you
[Chorus] Too bad you let it get so out of hand How much we had, finally I understand But you wouldn't know, would you? You wouldn't know, would you?