I'm lyin' on the ground in the middle of the street Crawlin' on my knees, but I think I'm on my feet Tell me What Have I Been Drinkin' Make my mind so slow Bartender says it's whiskey but I know that can't be so.
I walk into the tavern, 10 o'clock at night Now it's 4 in the mornin' and I'm higher than a kite Tell me What Have I Been Drinkin' I can hardly see I haven't got the bottle but the juice has got a hold over me, hey hey
Chorus: What Have I Been Drinkin' Won't you tell me What Have I Been Drinkin' What Have I Been Drinkin', the label on the bottle doesn't show; Bartender says it's whiskey; but I know it isn't so.
Solo: 12x
Well it burns like fire, stings me like a bee The guy that pours the juice has got to have it in for me tell me What Have I Been Drinkin' Some one tell me soon If I keep doin' what I'm doin', the bottle's gonna bring me to my ruin, ya ya ya tell me
Chorus: 2x (The bottle's on the table and I'd like to read the label but my eyes are seein' double and I just ain't able.....