I wrote this love song for you Cause I had nothing better to do I'd like to chase away your fears But then we most likely share the same fears And it wouldn't be practical now No It isn't very practical now
I'd pick the stars for you No wait, no one can do that I'd take you out to dinner But then we'll split the bill in two Cause I'm on a tight budget now And we have to be practical now
And when you're sick and down I'll be the one to pick you up From the hospital Cause you might be spreading a virus And we have to be practical now We have to be practical
I'd take a bullet for you Only if it is a flesh wound I,d swim the seven seas Only if they're really tiny seas And if you want loving I'll give you all i got And that's three minutes tops
And when you're old and saggy I might look at perkier boobs But girl know one thing You are the only one for me Cause you're utterly impractical now You're my impractical, impractical, impractical Yoy're my impractical girl Yoy're my impractical girl