When it comes to looking cool, My sonic screwdriver does it all, Opening doors and breaking locks. Owned by me - the mad man with a box
With a whirring noise and green-tipped glow... It's a sonic screwdriver Used for scanning, fixing, intermixing metal, Used for emptying a cash machine and blowing up a Christmas tree, But it doesn't do wood.
It helped me build my timey wimey detector, Built the propulsion system for Utopia, It controlled a cable cart, It really is state of the art!
With a whirring noise and green-tipped glow... It's a sonic screwdriver Used for scanning, fixing, intermixing metal, Used for emptying a cash machine and blowing up a Christmas tree, I've used it as a microphone, For scanning things which were unknown, For detonating landmines, For reading inbetween the lines, But it doesn't do wood.
It's a sonic screwdriver Used for scanning, fixing, intermixing metal, Used for emptying a cash machine and blowing up a Christmas tree, I've used it as a microphone, For scanning things which were unknown, For detonating landmines, For reading inbetween the lines, Locking on to time streams, Acting as a laser beam, Attacking and disarming, It's really quite alarming That it doesn't do wood!