Jerry Was a Race Car Driver [Sailing the Seas of Cheese]
Fire her up man
Jerry was a race car driver, he drove so god damned fast He never did win no checkered flags but he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver, he'd say \"El solo number one\" With a bocephus sticker on his 442, he'd light 'em up just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman, Richmond engine number three I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime for all the things that man taught to me Captain Pierce was a strong man, strong as any man alive It stuck in his craw that they made him retire at the age of 65
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Dog will hunt
Jerry was a race car driver, 22 years old One too many Camparis one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go