do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once
i am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up i think i'm cracking up am i just paranoid or im just stoned
i went to a shrink to analyze my dreams she says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
so i went to a whore she said my life's a bore and quit my whining cause it's bringing her down
sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up i think i'm cracking up am i just paranoid or im just stoned