Dear Hef I write to you this letter Enclosed I think you'll find my resume Also a reference from my mother She says I used to do my chores
Maybe I can clean the pool Maybe I can drive the car Maybe I can mow the lawns Can you get me out of here
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die
I'd be so cool at all the parties I'll pack my footsie pajamas I don't even need my own room I'll share with April, May and June, yeah
Maybe I can clean the pool Maybe I can drive the car Maybe I can mow the lawns Can you get me out of here
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die
Dear Mum I write you here at poolside Things are fine out here in Cali' I have new girlfriends, they are nice Don't count on seeting me, anytime, soon
Now that I'm playing in the pool Now that I'm mowing the lawn Now that I'm wearing my footies Taking one month at a time
I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be here for one year then I can die