[Verse 1: Prince EA](Obama impersonator) Mr. President, I come to you on behalf of my generation To talk to you about this little plant situation See, a lot of politicians hate it But I'mma break it down and demonstrate to you Why it's not as bad as they make it sound See, you're the president that I believe can handle this Heck, ya campaign slogan was ''Yes, we cannabis'' Just kidding, but seriously Let's examine this subject truthfully, dawg Look, so you taught constitutional law at Harvard, right, in 96? Well, you should know the Declaration of Independence was drafted outta hemp So were the sails that pushed our ships on the path to the colonies So was the fuel used for Henry Ford's model T So in a sense, you could say that pot has actually driven American history (Please, it makes you lazy and underachieve) But how can that be When some of the most successful people smoked weed? From Walt Disney to Milton Fried(man) From Stephen King to Steve Jobs The apple didn't fall far from the tree You get it? Steve Jobs, apple, trees Jobs created the Apple computer high off weed See, people believe that this plant is sinful But let's go back in time and find out exactly where these beliefs came from Cause before the 1930's, you could blaze up But after the 1930's, things changed up Cause that's man President Hoover commissioned a man named Harry J. Anslinger As head of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics His middle name's ironic Cause he was the main guy attempting to demonize marijuana Ummm, I mean cannabis sativa See, the name ''marijuana'', he created as propaganda For the people to make it sound more dirty And a little more evil Figured if he scared the public enough they would want it illegal He teamed up with newspapers, who had their own motivations (Like what?) Google decorticator The newspapers printed fake stories About how every puff destroys your brain Making you crazy insane, prone to murder and rape The used race and then said again That weed makes white women get pregnant By Negroes and immigrant Mexicans And based off of no research and investigation Congress rubber stamped that legislation And then poof, there was a law around it So we accepted it and never thought about it But, let's get smart about it Lies and greed are the real reasons that it's illegal And the reason you got that look on your face When I talk about it
[Hook] Smoking weed with the president, with the pres Smoking weed with the president, with the pres Smooking weed, smoke smoke smoking weed with the president Getting high, getting higher than I ever been Smoking weed with the president, with the pres Smoking weed with the president, with the pres Smooking weed, smoke smoke smoking weed with the president Getting high, getting higher than the deficit
[Verse 2] (Mr. EA, marijuana's illegal for public health reasons We don't want the American people Breathing that stuff in and smoking it Ain't nothing wrong with a little game day buzz But marijuana is a dangerous, useless gateway drug And you want me to legalize? So the kids can get it easier? Ha ha Well, what can I say Either that's something to laugh at Or bro, you're more of a jackass than Kanye) A jackass? Ok, how about we talk about this rationally Every 6 seconds a person dies from tobacco And every 13 from alcohol Guess how many died in the last ten thousand years from weed? None at all That's zip zero nada, no chance to overdose Not one case in history, and no, I am not blowing smoke Don't be a coward, just regulate and control it Take the power from the drug dealers who contaminate, sell it and own it See, they love the laws the way they are because they make millions When drug lords support your laws, it's time to amen