Some people tell me I got great legs Cant figure out why you make me beg Does not compute, dont not compute
You think youre special, well so do I Why do special women make me cry? Does not compute, it dont not compute
Must be something in the water they drink Its been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water they drink Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Some people think Im kinda cute But that dont compute when it comes to you It dont compute, somethin, mama, dont compute
Whats the hangup? Whats the scam? Guess you think Im just another one, one of your fans It dont compute, somethin, honey, dont compute
Must be something in the water they drink Its been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water you drink Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
I've got to get to you, baby
Some people think Im kinda smart Why must a fella stop with you before he starts? It dont compute, mama, somethin dont compute
Id buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
Must be something in the water they drink Its been the same with every girl I've had Must be something in the water you drink Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink Must be something in the water they drink
Why? Why? I do love you, I do Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do