Hard to be a girl So nice to be a boy. In my room at night Not a pretty site. Here's an empty kiss Marching to the rhythm of the pay roll. I can be a good boy too, Just let me out of the stable. Sausages and eggs, and hot and sour soup. Thank me for your time, Cause I can be as bad as you. Hard to be a girl That's what the oracle told me I don't care what she says I assume it's best to be lonely.