Lime street in the afternoon Everybody crazy as a coon Im running round in my underpants Trying to find some kinda romance
Quarter past three [sic] on lime street I got whipped right offa my feet Didnt realize that Id been caught Till I found myself in the county court
mr judge, I said, wont you please be kind Have pity on me, a poor orphan child? Mr judge he says with a long mean frown orphan or not, youre going down!
Well I screamed on my knees in the witness box, lord have mercy on my golden locks. The judge I could see that he was snide He says, the only kind of blonde you ares a peroxide!
Oh lime street, lime street Lime street, thats where we meet