Animals (Helen Arney feat. Professor Elemental) (Mr Simmonds remix)
I’ve been watching your behaviour And I think you’re in the mood So if you’re lonely, well I’m here to save ya Let’s get out of here and get us a room
Let’s make love like animals I think you know what I’m talking about Let’s make love exactly like other animals Get your zoology textbook out
Lets make love like rabbits, a hundred times a week, Let’s make love like hedgehogs – you know – carefully Let’s make love like salmon living in fresh water You leave it in the bath I’ll come and pick it up later
Let’s make love like animals - like dogs, doggiestyle It’s been happening since the stone age - like cats – also doggiestyle Let’s make love exactly like other animals - but mostly like dogs Open up that Wikipedia page
Let’s make love like Angler Fish, yeah It’s kind of complicated but it’s worth it You use your highly developed olfactory sense to swim towards me for several days And then you bite me That releases an enzyme that then dissolved your skin & your flesh & your… fins… Leaving only a pair of genitals attached to the side of my body For me to use When it’s convenient.
I’ve been waiting to find someone so animalistic Misunderstood just because I like badgers and whippets And seagulls and snails, who incidentally fire love darts Well I’ve brought some chocolates If you like them I’ll dance like a squid Or croon like a humpback whale Let’s make passionate love, a beast with two tails Or a porcupine – I’ll spray you with wee and if you don’t scream we’ll get to it Actually, skip that one, let’s not do it
Let’s get it on like pygmy chimpanzees You know – constantly Not rest until we’ve done some things that even seem odd to me
I am the man to put the “ooh” in “zoology” You can be my queen I’m the drone in our colony But let’s leave the metaphor there because as everybody knows When a gentleman bee is done his genitals explode
Oh no, I’ve said too much, now I’m alone, confused, waiting Like a self-cloning lizard, too much pseudo-copulation
Let’s make love like animals, yeah - like squirrels in heat It’s like a biology GCSE – but sexy - I’ve done my naughty coursework I know what will get you in the mood to love like an animal - yes? I’ll get out my David Attenborough DVDs, yeah - mmmm, David So we’re sitting on the sofa with a cup of tea - oh, god yes This is not getting us anywhere I’ve never seen a praying mantis in HD God, did you see what she did afterwards, she ripped his head off and ate it! Dear god… Do you wanna? No No No I guess we’ll end up being the same animals we’ve always been. Pandas.