Woke up this morning, feeling super Where's the butler? Pass me the butter My muffins are freshly baked Wake up, then I stretch and shake
My life, well yes it's great Like I live on a slice of special cake (Mmm) With a load of ingredients If my home is my castle that's most convenient Because my home is a castle And I laugh at the top of my turrets
My drawbridge is over a moatfield With tea and I'm far above it I just love it, this life of mine Like everyday is a private shine Lighting my way through the unsightly times To the stage where I find that the mic is mine
I love it, to see the friendly faces View as strange as my fan bases I love them almost paternally I have an orang-utan serving me Is that so ecentric? Invention just makes me open-ended So if you're special but no-one's said it Shout with me "It's all so splendid"
It's splendid Yes indeed It's splendid I'm really pleased It's splendid Well isn't that nice? It's splendid So sing it twice It's splendid
Yes indeed It's splendid I'm really pleased It's splendid Well isn't that nice? It's splendid (ha-ha)
That took it out of me Where am I again? Oh yes, there we go
The fresh smell of a newly mowed lawn First cup of joy on a misty morn When you sip from a dark brew In a sharp suit watching cartoons Your very own baby Flame haired ladies Lovely roast hen with Yorkshires and gravy Or a ride where you scream for joy on a steam-powered flying machine Or a scene from your new ambition played in the present tense Or some sentiments sent from a loved one to end offence Or eleven pence paid for a Marmoquin Sitting at a bar with a glass of Pimm's Getting what you want for your birthday Or watching the Las Vegas mermaids Sitting in a deck chair listening to sea Or listening to me Knowing that you said what you said and you meant it because everything is ever so
Splendid! Yes indeed! I'm really pleased It's splendid Well isn't that nice? It's splendid So sing it twice! It's splendid