At ten to 10 first guests begin to ascend The steps to Elemental Manor. Step In! Bring a Friend Geoffrey check the invitation as proof - no offense But if he wrestles you then fling him some fruit then attend In new suits, ball gowns, top hats and pajamas Over there at back you'll find Tom Carajuana And he's cooking up some marvelous treats: the largest of beats You ate before you came? You'll still be starving to eat. Enter the best party of the last century Leave your common sense, make friends with every enemy Tonight there's plenty of special guests so incredibly precious How it's meant to be. Yes you can pretend to be Anything and Anyone Everything you do for fun Especially set up and I'll share the set with everyone One man jamboree, man's a hedonistic pantomimes And friends of those and anyone who'll ever be a fan of mine You're Invited! All you Steampunks and LARpers B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists You're Invited! Your Mum's friends and your cousins, Your Gran's bingo club and all the dozens of others You're Invited! Perky and properly attired Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired You're Invited! I mean the old and the young You're All Invited! I'd be delighted if you told them to come. The food fight in the dining room got out of control When Moog stuffed his blunderbuss with some well buttered rolls Outside the go-kart racers are ready to roll The ice rink in the bathroom is incredibly cold Whoever left the penguin in the fridge please pick him up (Please!) ‘cause he's unsettling the chef - (Ring!)- Who's that ringing up? (Hello!) Who ordered ten kiss-o-gram animals and why is everyone in the back room dressed as Santa Claus? We've got a Gin Fountain, a Custard Cream Mountain Have you seen the trampoline by the speakers?
(Keep Bouncing) To turn the beat up you need to be Key Pup You need to raise your tea cup You need to raise your knees up! No time but the present presently present the present A several minute session in seconds of heavy present It's heaven -sent a setup, a jewel for you to treasure Professor Elemental's new set for every pleasure You're Invited!
You're Invited! All you Steampunks and LARpers B-boys and hard heads, geeks, nerds and artists You're Invited! Your Mum's friends and your cousins, Your Gran's bingo club and all the dozens of others You're Invited! Perky and properly attired Or wired, untidy, exhausted and tired You're Invited! I mean the old and the young You're All Invited! I'd be delighted if you told them to come.