There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor He must be flat as a board
There’s a creature that lurks behind the door Though I’ve checked there 15 times When I leave then he arrives Every night
Tell the monster that lives ‘neath your bed To go somewhere else instead Or you’ll kick him in the head
Tell the creature that lurks behind the door If he knows what’s good he won’t come here no more Cause you’ll kick in his butt at the count of four
Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight
Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad And you’re sure you’d be the worst he’s ever had If he eats you, don’t you fret, just cut him open with an axe Don’t regret it, he deserved it, he’s a cad
Tell the harpies that land on your bed post That at the count of five you’ll roast them alive Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you
Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now it's time to close your tired eyes There's devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight
I won’t tell you, there’s nothing ‘neath your bed I won’t sell you, that it’s all in your head This world of ours is not as it seems The monsters are real but they're not in your dreams Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat, you’ll need it for some of the people you meet
Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight Now its time to close your tired eyes There are devils to slay and dragons to ride If they see you coming, hell they better hide
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight Goodnight my little slayer goodnight