They trickle it doon and wi sup it aw up This mug wullny take it, am full tae the brim ye see Ah counter ma ailin' position with brains If that disnae stope then back tae the wife n' weans These guys are aw lousy wi other guy's fleas The circle is growin' wi relative ease yi know There's only wan thing that's left for tae dae Dissect an bisect it an' separate the strays
Ah'll clean up the precinct wae gall n' wae verve It's thame that's the wankers They'll get what they deserve You keep yer eyes open an' don't let them stray Come hell or high water this dog 'll have its day
Ah'll clean up the precinct, ah'll craze it wi cracks The wae that wur goin there's nae lookin' back yill sae Ah'll tread on the toes that hide in the boots These cunts are all cosy inside their new suits yi know
Ah'll carry out everythin' expected ae me But ah cannae very well turn a blind eye tae it If you are the cause ae whit ah hive tae be Then at least come oot an admit that your part ae it At least come oot an admit your part ae it
Excuse me sergeant ah've somethin' to say There's a lot of people doon there They're no doin' it the right way Wi give them backhanders They release yi oon loot And thats aw this dae yi know \"OK, give me their names, give me their names And ah'll get them right now\"
Get out of my office... What do ye take me for? Get out of my office... It only takes one little person like you To ruin an establishment such as this We don't need men of your calibre around here Out!
Ah'll clean up the precinct wae gall n' wae verve It's thame that's the wankers They'll get what they deserve You keep yer eyes open an' don't let them stray Come hell or high water this dog 'll have its day
(freeform rant)
If I ever see you again... Just keep from under my feet OK ... Ye've got aw ye're trainin' an' aw ye're schools ... An look at yi, ye're a bloody disgrace!