Why is there a muffin in the mailbox? Derpy Hooves!
Just derped in All wall-eyed Must be hard to see mail hoof out time for delivery
you notice that she's derpin you know she's thinkin muffin you know she's gonna run in to that there table, baby package, probably broke it stuffed up in the mail slit Derpy, gonna bust her bubble behind
she's a ditzy horse gonna fly off course she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more
watch her derp when she jerks she eats it hard some might gasp and ask if she's all that smart
coordination she's lackin head she's always wackin you know she's walkin smack in to that mailbox, baby package probably broke it tangled in the hammock Derpy, gonna bust her bubble behind
she's a ditzy horse gonna fly off course she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more
she's a ditzy horse gonna fly off course she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more
like i'm Derpy Hooves and you gotta get it together cause i'm goin crazy and droppin anvils like the weather and you think that i'm nuts and i don't really give a cuss there you go kiss me now ah ah ah bubbles on my butt muffins yeah! woo! woo! woo! i don't really know what i'm talkin bout too derpin derpin derpin eyes are crossed la la la la la is this north? or is this south? lala lala wooo!
she's a ditzy horse gonna fly off course she's a blondie, blondie, blond for sure she'll leave you, leave you, wantin more