SHAWN Hello, my name is Shawn Spencer, This is my partner, Lil Wayne, The evidence is underwhelming, But my intuition is insane.
LASSITER A trained observer misses nothing, Each imperfection is a trail, It's not a question of "if" or "where", But when the guilty party goes to jail
SHAWN The park!
LASSITER The bus!
SHAWN The park!
LASSITER The bus!
SHAWN The spirits are sticklers, Just check with Gus.
I've heard it both ways The right way and then yours, I've heard it both ways, Let's not open any sores, I've heard it right and wrong, Don't "cheech" my "chong" anymore.
The feat's already set in motion I feel the crime scene come alive Drop all your preconceived emotions And notions and lesion Nova Scotian And feel the criminal deny.
Our victim's here and feeding vermin, Your patient drifts into his view, He scoots aside, but still uncertain, What this dark stranger's gonna do.
LASSITER You get all this from broken peanuts.
JULIET Perhaps we're drifting off the track.
SHAWN This is a psychic demonstration I'm making
JULIET They lost a mental patient
LASSITER I'm not sure which of them is cracked
JULIET The nuts?
LASSITER You're cracked!
SHAWN You're nuts!
SHAWN and LASSITER I've heard it both ways The right way and then yours I've heard it both ways Let's not open any sores I've heard it right and wrong Don't dipht my thong anymore No, anymore No, anymore