Lyrics (Because a drinking song is no good if you can't sing along):
Well I was in my cubical, just another day of working for a douchebag at minimal pay Tapping on a keyboard, and staring at the clock, I seemed like forever before I could be off My job was so boring, It drove me insane Who would have thought life could be so mundane I sat there at my desk, and all I could think, is things would be better if I only had a drink
-CHORUS- You start with a whiskey shot, just to feel warm but it's not quite enough so you have yourself two more you hear a song and you sing along it fills your heart with cheer So you grab yourself another shot and a frothy pint of beer
Tura lura lye lura lye lura lee If I have a drink with you will you have a drink with me? Tura lura lye lura lye lura loo If you have a drink with me, well, I'll have a drink with you
I opened up the internet so I could find a game I'd mingle with my co-workers, but they are all lame the water cooler talk, well I fuckin' despise Dancing stars and Idols, I wish they'd all die When I was young man I didn't feel this way I worked with my mates and we laughed every day As I recalled the good times, well I could only think As soon as I get out of here I'll have myself a drink. (Chorus)
A dirty stool by the bar was where I did sit next to a scuffy man who smelled a wee like shit The barkeep, he poured a shot and I though about me day but a few drinks in I grew a grin - my worries washed away The feller' beside me was now my best mate we sang and we drank till the hour was late I stumbled home on my own and I could only think, it was an amazing night, I'm glad I had a drink. (Chorus)
I woke in the mornin', A throbbin' in my head It took near an hour to crawl out me bed As the room was a spinnin', my belly, it did heave A groan in my bowels said it was time to leave I stumbled to the shitter, I pissed out my arse They say you feel like dying, I think I felt worse as my bowels were draining, well I could only think Oh lord if you help me I'll give up the drink