Hey, you dickhole, She was flirting with me. Hey, you fuckface, I just bought her a drink.
Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak, Ruining the evening. She was the one that you wanted, douchebag, right?
I can't figure out, If you're an overprotective brother Or a friend of a friend's or, Or a dumbass, bitterass father.
I really don't have time for this, And now you stand in my way, I got a feeling that you're here, That you're here to stay.
One two, fuck you!
You're a cockblock, Ruining my game. You're a cockblock, Pathetic and lame.
Hey, you dumb bitch, Can't you leave us alone? What's your problem, Can't you throw me a bone?
Staring at me like I'm Satan himself, Trying to steal her soul. Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol.
I can't figure out If you're an overprotective sister A jealous best friend, (Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her?)
I really don't have time for this, And now you stand in my way, Can't take a hint and take a hike, So you're here to stay.
One two, fuck you!
You're a cockblock, Ruining my game. You're a cockblock, Pathetic and lame.
You're a cockblock, That's what you do. You're a cockblock, Obstructing the poon.
[x2] Don't you have something better to do? (Go away and die in human pain.)
Congratulations! You're an asshole! I hope you're happy, 'Cause you're an asshole! You ruined the whole night! You're an asshole! Why don't you go eat shit and die? You're an asshole!