Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar With EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why that's so much to ask I was good this year, but now I'm beating some ass because
[Chorus] Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet With a stewardess named Angelina Jolie But Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year A new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because