My red nose the cause of all laughter Around here I am just a goddamn chaffeur Fucking Santa he's laughing he won't do a thing Choke on blood when you sing
[Chorus] My name is Rudolph, I am the saddest reindeer alive But I'm gonna take control. I'm taking over the North Pole I might be smaller, but I'm the meanest reindeer alive Until I exact revenge, I'm never saving Christmas again. Red Snow.
My red nose will light up the red snow Smell the air there's a trace of blood in my blow There's another victim waiting for me Hiding in the debris
[Chorus] No hope.
The misfits from the island are trained to kill on command The smell of blood excites them Recall how they were condemned. These toys all shapes and sizes, devised clever disguises They'll infiltrate at midnight, prepare yourselves for a fucking fight
Dasher Dancer Prancer and Vixen Comet Cupid Donner and Blitzen Feel my knife on your throat and I'll grin Put a happy face under your chin