I wish I had a taco With plenty of hot sauce But all that I've got is A box of crackers
I wish I had a pizza With mushrooms and sausage But all that I've got is A jar of mayonnaise
The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got three more days Til I get paid
Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take
I'm eating Ramen noodles
I wish I had a waffle All yummy and covered With syrup and butter And fresh strawberries
I wish I had an omelet The kind that you stop Just to get at IHOP With some hash browns and coffee
The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got two more days Til I get paid
Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take
I'm eating dry Cheerios
(Spoken) Okay, there's gotta be something to eat here. Let's see: Bag of spaghetti... No tomato sauce Lots of taco shells... No ground beef A box of baking soda... I cannot eat that. Or CAN I?
(Sung) Spot me for lunch! Spot me for lunch! Spot me for lunch! I'll pay you back on Friday!
Spot me for lunch! Spot me for lunch! Spot me for lunch! I'll pay you back real soon!
I wish I had some ice cream With plenty of chocolate Syrup on top of it. Maybe whipped cream.