[Spoken] Girl... You look so good to me tonight. I fell that, well, You make me all emotional and... Emotional like...yeah... Let me just Blast you with some affection.
Girl! I wanna hold your hand with you. Girl! I wanna put my mouth on you. Girl! I wanna be with you with you. Girl! I wanna do romance you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, Do romance with you!
Girl! You'll come play D and D with me. Girl! Come to the DMV with me. Girl! Come rub a fish all over me. Girl! I'll take a picture while you pee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, Picture while you pee. Whoah, woah, woah, honey, Picture while you poo.
Making love in a car, Making love behind the bar, Making love at the mall, Making love in a bathroom stall.
Girl! I wanna take a walk with you. Girl! I wanna play X-Box with you. Girl! I wanna get on you with you. Girl! I wanna make some stew with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, Make some stew with you. Whoah, woah, woah, honey, Come make some stew with me!
Making love in a tree, Making love on a boat, Making love at the park, Making love in a parking lot.
I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito, I wanna get you naked and watch...Speed...Two...(Cruise Control!) You make me feel like a million waffles. (Waffles!) You make me feel...really...good...
You know there ain't nothing like your muffins. Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run. I wanna be like b-b-b-b-b-b on your boobies. I wanna do you in the cornhole.
Oh, baby, I'd give anything Just to kiss your- VAGINA!!!!
Girl! You made a casserole for me. Girl! I wanna watch TV with you. Girl! You go to check the mail with me. Girl! I'm stuck with you with me, with you