At the bottom of the stairway I turned round as I was ready to leave and said: 'Oh can I have my balls back, please?' Well they might not mean that much to you. But they sure as hell mean so much to me. So can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no. Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? I can't really be a man. Look at me I'm down on my knees. Yeah.
So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he would understand the state I was in. He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son, but you see the same thing's happened to me." So now I'm home and I'm asking you just once more. Please.
Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no. Oh can I have my balls back, please? Can I have my balls back, please? Oh I can't really be a man. Look at me I'm down on my knees. Yeah. Oh and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this. Bring 'em back.
Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh can I have my balls back, please? Oh how am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me? Oh, no no. So can I have my balls back, please? Yeah can I have my balls back, please? Oh I can't really be a man. Look at me I'm down on my knees. Oh and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this. Come on. Bring 'em back. They're no use to you anymore. Oh bring them back to me.