I come home late at night I ask my wife what she'll cook Sputter supper Sputter supper She smiles to me and answers short "I got our neighbour in my pan" Sputter supper Sputter supper Oh, he tastes good, feels fine for me I want more food, I'm starving you see "Darling," she says,"you get a sweet" "I caught that child from the third floor" Sputter supper Sputter supper Now I'm so full what a delicious dish You're the best wife, I have no more to wish You're feeding me great from day to day And all our neighbours go away My loved man it makes me happy When you say good things about my cooking Sputter supper Sputter supper Tomorrow I'll do a good dinner too I'll try to catch our now janitor for... Sputter supper Sputter supper