outside the carollers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring cuz joy is something they don't bring me my girlfriend is by my side from the roof are hanging cicles of ice their whiny voices get irratating it's christmas time, again so i stand with a dense smile on my face wondering how much of my time they'll waste oh God I hate these satan's helpers and then I guess i must i snapped because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter It's christmas time, again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this christmas cheer You people scare me please stay away from my home If you don't want to get me down just leave the presents and then leave me alone
Well i guess it's not cool to freak on christmas eve cuz the cops came and arrested me they had an unfair advantage and even though the jail didn't have a tree christmas came an hour early, cuz a guy named bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn) it's christmas time, again it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this christmas cheer you people scare me Please stay away from my home if you don't want to get me down just leave the preasents and then leave me alone. I won't me home, I won't be home for christmas I won't be home, i won't be home for christmas I won't be home, I won't be home for christmas