Papyrus: AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I’M LYING IN BED HOPING I JOIN THE GUARD BEFORE I’M DEAD AND I I’M FEELING LIKE MAKING MORE PASTA
Sans: papyrus for the sake of LOVE please just kill me now
Papyrus: AND SO I WAKE UP HERE IN SNOWDIN AND I STEP OUTSIDE GO TO GRILLBY’S, WHERE SANS KEEPS WASTING TIME!! AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY RIBS WHAT’S BONIN’ ON!?!?
Sans: you know on second thought maybe Gaster had the right idea
(chorus) Papyrus: AND I SAY NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH HEH HEH I SAID NYEH WHAT’S BONIN’ ON? (repeat)
Asgore: And he tries... Papyrus: OH AS-GOD, DO I TRY- I TRY ALL THE TIME TO CATCH MYSELF A HU-MAN… Undyne: And he SAVEs! Papyrus: OH AS-GOD DO I SAVE! I SAVE EVERY SINGLE DAY- Undyne: Hell yeah! Papyrus: WITH DETERMINATION!
(chorus x3)
Toriel: Don’t FIGHT, my dear… (Group) Find MERCY inside, Or learn how to hide, like Flowey.
(MK) Hey Mr. Flower, why you so angry-lookin’? (Flowey) Because I was put in this song by a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Papyrus: TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AND THAT SOCK’S STILL NOT CLEAN- BUT NOW I CAN MOVE IT IF I JUST USE MY DREAMS AND HOPES... AND DETERMI...NA...TION