Their Carry's So Fat (How fat is he?) Their carry's is so fat he's got a midas already I have no idea how that's possible to get I don't think the fucking creeps have even spawned yet The sad fact (what?) our carries so crap(yeah) He's got no tangos and there's no turning back He doesn't respond to my pings or my chat I told him to look out and he called me a twat
Their carry's getting free farm, rackin up the lizoots Getting fed the kills and upgrading on his bizoots He's got a desolator with a minute on the clock He just killed me and an top of all that
Our carry bought a second set of brown boots Our carry bought a second set of brown boots Our carry bought a second set of brown boots Our carry, our carry, our carry
Our carry looks like he's playing with his big fat face Just smashing his keyboard all over the place With his mouse stuck somewhere up his big stinky butt He's just died again and you know what Their carry came mid and got a kill and the rune I don't know this guy but he must be a goon It's no fun, this game was done, minute one In fact it was over before it begun
Sitting in the top lane, couldn't give a HOOT Can't say a word because he is a fucking MUTE Thank you Valve for this shitty MMR Please cut my balls off with a power SAW
Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS I said Our carry bought another set OF BROWN BOOTS Our carry, our carry, our carry
I'm thinking about DCing because fuck this guy But I really cannot stand, another week of lo pri I mean excuse me, matey but I remember Seeing you playing league of legends back in September Cos you said dota was too fucking hard And that the last game left you scarred Then you said you were better cos you watched some Purge But you're worse than ever cos your brain is a turd
Yer Brain, Yer Brain, yer brain is a soup Their carry is awesome and they're working together as a group He's got a rapier with only 20 minutes gone, Now we're being camped in our own fucking spawn
Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS Our carry bought a quelling blade AND MORE BOOTS Our carry, our carry, our carry
Awwwwww their carries so fat (how fat is he?) We smoke ganked in the jungle to catch him unawares But their carry was ready; I got hit in the heady And it all went black, I got stuck in his butt crack I tried to tp but I could not get away Meanwhile our carry is just farming top lane Well I say farming but it's really damn plain THIS GUY FUCKING STINKS
Sitting in the top lane, couldn't give a HIZOOT Can't say a word because he is a fucking MIZUTE He's the got the dota skills of a Pyrion Flaaaax Flaaax Flaaax Flaaax Flaaax They've taken all our towers and now two of our raaaax
Their carries got a RAPIER and an AEGIS Their carries got a RAPIER and an AEGIS Their carries got a RRRRRAPIER and an AEEEEEEGIS Their carry their carry their carry