Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me or getting all screwed up on LSD or eating Bean sprouts all day long and smoking pot out of a bong Wearing Flowers in my hair and having dirty underwear (chorus)I don't wanna be a granola head x2
Whacked out hippies brains are scrambled eggs Ugly chicks with very hairy legs I think i'd rather be at home listening to the Ramones with a bunch of useless punks (Chorus) Oh can't you see It's not for me Eating bean sprouts all day long and smoking pot out of a bong wearing flowers in my hair and having dirty underwear (Chorus)