Quinton Flynn feat. Jeff Nimoy - The Yaoi Song (We're Not Gay) Lyrics | Текст песни

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• Quinton Flynn feat. Jeff Nimoy
• The Yaoi Song (We're Not Gay) Lyrics

Verse 1

Walked in the Yaoi Room, and saw something obscene…
300 hot young girls were staring at the screen.
Naked animated men, engaging in foreplay…
The girls assumed that kind of scene applied to Q & J,

Chorus 1

But we’re not gay!
But we’re not gay!

Verse 2

We know that lots of you would be in fan girl bliss…
If you would get to see Wolfwood and Reno kiss.
But that won’t fly with us, no matter what you say…
Our private parts remain very far away,

Chorus 2

‘Cause we’re not gay!
‘Cause we’re not gay!

Bridge
No we’re not saying there’s anything wrong with that!
Just for that other team, we simply do not bat!

Verse 3

During cosplay we’ve seen you playing with yourselves.

Dressed up like ninjas, pirate whores and magic elves.

You text , you glomp, you squee, you love your anime!

Girls are boys and boys are girls, and baby that’s okay.

Chorus 3

But we’re not gay!

No we’re not gay…!

We don’t kiss boys, no male sex toys.
You know who’s boss, like Wolfwood’s Cross.

We don’t dig dudes, we think it’s rude.
We will not lick, on Reno’s stick.

No we’re not gay!

Not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay!

We like Broadway, Aiken for Clay,
We macramé, We bake soufflé.

(PAUSE)

That’s kinda gay!

But that’s okay!

Let’s all be gay!

The Old Fashioned Way!

Izzy!

Iz he not?!

Fabulous!

Nathan Lane! Kevin Spacey! John Travolta! Tom Cruise on a couch! Don’t forget the girls: Ellen!

And as they say…

We'll have a gay old time!!