[Intro] Yeah, I love this shit Clark Kent, what up? Gerald Levert M.O.B.B S and S Akinyele Cowboy from Furious Five Funky Four Biz Markie Box Buggy Uh, I raised Box Buggy You on point Tip? All the time Phife
[Verse 1] There'll never be another Charles Bronson There'll never be another Godfather after Marlon There'll never be another kid like Big L coming out of Harlem Troy ''Trouble'' T-Roy, that was Heavy D boy Kurtis Blow sang ''Basketball'' Remember in the 90's R. Kelly tried to sound like Aaron Hall Remember KRS made the ''Stop The Violence'' song? Then he beat down that fat guy from PM Dawn Jigga claiming he retired, BIG and Pun I admired Keeping me inspired and Kanye West always whining and it's tired D.O.C. the diggy doc lost his vocal chords Suge Knight smacked Puffy at the Source Awards Bitches love D'Angelo naked on TV And he got fat and his mugshot look like ODB Superhead wrote a book I'm not a pop artist cause I'm more than just a bullshit beat and a hook My man Slug from Atmosphere got bitches ''Ice, Ice Baby'' - got his ass beat down by Todd Bridges The late 80's, the great heavyweight was Mike Tyson But nowadays he's doing more coke sniffing than fighting It's all gone
[Interlude] Sunz of Man Busta Rhymes Snaglepuss Roger Troutman Apache Screwball Herbie Lovebug DJ Premier [?] Scott, what up, girl? You making that Missy Misdemeanor money now, huh? Diamond D Beatminerz Evil D and [?] Lil' Cease, what up? Reggie Noble Tony Thompson from Hi-Five Rest in peace We used to be labelmates, brother
[Verse 2] Hmm, let's see, Ludacris got hoes Flavor Flav, Rev Run, Salt and Pepa got reality shows Madonna did them sex pics with BDK Now Eve got a porno on the web with Stevie J Before shiny suits and mink pink furs was born Murder Mase and Killa Cam was the children of the corn Fear Of A Black Planet Everybody wonder how Jermaine Dupree midget-ass is banging Janet I act a fool like King Tee I was labelmates with UGK, but never met Pimp C Nowadays it's all about crack sales and gunspray Whatever happened to the day of Wise Intelligent and Brother J? Cool C is on death row and not the label R. Kelly got in some trouble for robbing a cradle Mystikal went to jail for rape I keep the streets on my dick even without no bullshit mixtape Here's a hard act to follow They flew James Brown body to Harlem and had his wake at the Apollo Before DOOM had the mask he was KMD You ain't heard the best of me yet, y'all just wait and see
[Interlude] The 45 King Bootcamp Clik Saigon Masta Ace You're like the most consistent dude out there Buckwild EZ Elpee Cappadonna Timbo King Hell Razah Mash Out Posse Fame, what up? Flesh and Bone, Bone Thugs Ayatollah Marley Marl Solid Scheme Marc ''The N-Word'' Nilez
[Verse 3] If a beat is too pricey I can't afford it DJ Quik gave me that Truth Hurts indian beat then Doc Dre bought it Freddie Foxx' alias is Bumpy A dude with a fake nose discovered 2Pac, his name was Humpty True Life beefed with Jim Jones Record sales are way down, but now labels make money on ringtones Ruff Ryders signed an asian, landscaping Mentally shape and The Fugees is Haitian Boogaloo Shrimp played Turbo on Breakin' How many rappers have I outlasted? Whatever happened to Pudgee The Phat Bastard? Take it back just a little while I used to visit Funkmaster Flex when he was A&R profile On beats I never get crunk I'd rather spit on a '70 soul sample sped up like a chipmunk Like this
[Interlude] E-Double The Green Eyed Bandit Prince Paul Brand Nubian DV Alias Christ Teddy Riley Milk and Giz