I know I'm paranoid But I still think they might be out to get me I'm in bitter need Of a new kind of enemy I'm going agoraphobic My ass sits idle But my mind is hardly stoic My blood pressure keeps on rising There more I keep depressing And denying
Me name sake said that hell was other people Now I know how dealing with the petty And the feeble Can make you evil From a babe's mouth is the candy that I steal I'm climbing up and down on fate's oblong wheel You're strong in the bow, but weak in the keel I'll look you in the eye But behind the scenes is where I deal I'm making excuses for the seams that are ripping The only thing I hate more than digging Is begging!
Back in the day, it was so perfect I had my purpose It was all very worth it But now my little victories Are just empty calories I'm in bitter need Of a new kind of enemy Something harmless but scary To keep them in line To keep them wary A point in time that can't be carried A memory that can't be buried
There is no solutions Just the problems that I'm selling They'll make you feel better Even though you're aiding and abetting So quit your whining Eat some pills for your stressing Go buy some more debt and plan a Pretty June wedding Make lots of kiddies Because the gravy is never ending Have everything you want As long as the banks keep on lending I've made my sell And I hope I'm not offending Because the only thing I hate more than digging Is begging!
I want to wear your face like a condom I'll never win