Rachel Bloom and Amy Hill - I Give Good Parent "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" | Текст песни

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• Rachel Bloom and Amy Hill
• I Give Good Parent "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

I give good parent
She gives real good parent
I give good parent
She gives real good parent
I give good parent
She gives good parent
To parents like me

I was born gifted. Been blessed.
Din-din guest for the win? Yes!
When I pull up, Gym Test
Prepare for your parents to be impressed
I present proper like a Ted Talker
Got your current chick lookin’ like Greg Focker
I’m here to conquer, I’ve come to slaughter
These dads and moms is my sons and daughters
Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this
This SHIT’S my business and I’m built for success
Expect to witness a familial lovefest
Valencia? You’re zip zilch and bupkis

I give good parent
She gives real good parent
I give good parent
She gives real good parent
I give good parent
She gives good parent
To parents like me

Brought a nice red, So when I come in the place
I already got ‘em heated up under the waist
Your home’s such a beautiful, comfortable space
LIKE MY PUSSY, you two have wonderful taste!
Sit down at the table and I’m murderin’
Inquiring what line of work they’re in
Makin’ faces like I’m crazed erotically
Wait… My uncle is in radiology
Oooohh
Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star!
Thank you!
Please pass the Arroz like I passed the bar
An attorney?
Yale Law, Harvard undergrad
Got the Chan Fam damp in their underpants
Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement
I agree that Neil Diamond is real music
Gonna suck up and kiss ass
Till I have ‘em eatin out this hand, Like they’re eatin’ this ASS
PRAISE THE HARDWOOD, COMPLIMENT THE CHINA
GIVE THEM HARD WOOD LIKE A DRENCHED VAGINA
HELP CLEAR THE TABLE LIKE I DRAIN A SCROTUM
IN ONE WEEK I’LL THANK YOU NOTE ‘EM
Boss-ass bitch no one’s above me
End of the night, they line up to hug me
“Oh my gosh, this was so lovely”
YEP, YOUR FOLKS PRETTY MUCH WANNA FUCK ME

I give good parent
She gives real good parent
I give good parent
To parents like me