[Rebecca Bunch] I Was Working hard at a New York job Making dough but it made me blue One day I was crying a lot And so I decided to move to
West Covina, California! Brand-new pals and new career It happens to be where Josh lives But that’s not why I’m here! [Backup singers] She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!
[Rebecca, speaking] What? No, I’m not
[Backup singers] She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!
[Rebecca, speaking] That’s a sexist term!
[Backup singers] She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!
[Rebecca, speaking] Can you guys just stop singing for a second?
[Backup singers] She’s so broken inside!
[Rebecca, speaking] The situation’s a lot more nuanced that that!